Pagan Crap...
Norse: If crap happens, beat the crap out of
it.
Feminist: Get in touch with your inner crap.
Solitary: If crap happens; Duck!
Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this crap!
Gardnerian: Crap happens in Degrees.
Alexandrian: Crap happens because Gardner told us
so.
Dabbler: We have ways of making crap happen!
Eclectic: We make our own crap.
Newbie: I don't understand this crap.
Ceremonial Magician: No one understands my crap.
Wiccan: A little of this crap and a little of that
crap.
Witch: I can use this crap.
Druid: This is old crap.
Greek: Let's drink this crap.
Re-constructionist: This crap happened before.
Celtic: This crap keeps happening to us.
Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our crap!
Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this crap.
Priest: This crap happens everywhere.
Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this crap.
Shamanic: Get some drums, let's dance to this crap.
Fam-Trad: I inherited this crap.
Visionary: Let's smoke this crap!
Former-Catholic: If crap happens, I'm not to blame
for it.
Techno-pagans: This crap always happens when I’m
on-line!!!!
Fluffy: Lets share some happy clappy crap!
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